Oct 10, 1986 S.I.S.A: Our intentions were absolute, our means arcane, and we left no room for error. We had no intention of trying to destroy you, but we of N.L.C.F. did anyway. We can never repay you for the harm we committed all those years.
OzModius:
The NLCF 15 Commandments.
1. You should not kill, but if its part of a joke and the person is not a member of NLCF then it's alright.
2. We welcome people with businesses, we even promote it, but we will steal all your trade secrets and we will usually put a new business like yours in a mall in another state.
3. We have a 'promised vow of chastity' before marriage, but ever since the Virginia Tech incident our members now practice oral sex.
4. We preach social and racial justice, but we openly practice racial profiling of anyone who is not an NLCF member.
5. We welcome new members into NLCF of any other religion or creed, but we are not a religion, creed or cult, we are a fellowship we have no spiritual value, but we do have a gospel rock and roll band.
6. We preach the value of marital fidelity, we even have a Christian singles social night, it includes single woman, and married men, and even tough our pastor Bob Casara is married, he hits on the office staff and members of the congregation; and the best part is that we don't marry anyone. That's why divorce is common within our congregation; we exceed the national average by doubling it.
7. We discuss how our children should be treated with loving care, but our Pastor Bob Casara of Darien, CT publicly abused his child before some congregation members, that was sometime in the fall of 1999, in the summer of 2000 his child died tragically, he was known to sleep with a night-light, but died mysteriously in the “Tunnel of Love” in “Rye Playland”, the same congregation members that witnessed the public beating, also testified to his good character in court. Sounds like collusion.
8. You shall not steal, but stealing from non-NLCF members is alright. To prove it we have devalued home property prices, are now holding congress in a stale mate, and some of our members are congressmen, senators, wives, girlfriends or mistresses. Our first alumni was David Sandberg of the Bush cabinet, such a nice jewish boy and socio-economic expert and college friend of Pastor Bob Casarra.
9. We talk about terrorism, but our sermons have political agenda, visions of Armageddon, nuclear war, doom and gloom galore, in a fire and brimstone style, wait isn't that psychological terrorism.
10. Honor your father and mother, plotting to have them killed in jest is just fine, just don't get caught. Have you people ever heard of the Mendez brothers.
11. We preach honest and fair business, we overcharge non NLCF members, and we never guarantee our work or refund money.
12. We tell people, we no longer practice, ancient and arcane rituals, we even have them in our books, but if the Pastor practices the “Wraith of God”, even though the ritual can lead to the non-believers eventual death, then it is alright. Sounds like premeditated murder.
13. We talk about how beans and long grain rice is good, but our woman from Mensa likes to recommend the wrong bean (Red Beans). She's secretly trying to kill her husband with her cooking.
14. We don't proselytize like other religions, but our members are given invitation cards, given a quota, under the treat of bodily harm. So if we seem pushy its not our fault.
15. We don't have preconceived notions of anyone, except we believe anyone with a concert tee-shirt outside of NLCF approved music, are followers of Satan. So the concert tee-shirt with Mother Teresa makes me a “Satanist who love's women in habits”, sounds like that movie “U68” with “Wierd Al Yankowich” in his “Geraldo” segment.
S.I.S.A: We tried to correct all our wrong doings, but we found we couldn't repair the damage, because of the nature of the hateful things we did. We tried to assassinate you on every level, but you always managed to escape.
OzModius: The reason for the 13th column.
S.I.S.A: What is the 13th column?
OzModius: The 13th Column is that one quality of man you can never destroy, and that is “HOPE”, it can revive the human spirit, create a stronger will, unite the world like the Chilean miners. “A solution created by miners, for miners, trapped by unforeseen circumstances.” Should I be pissed at what you have done to M.I.L.A for 30 years, should I be pissed at what you did with my wife, should I be pissed at everything you have done. You say you tried to fix those problems, but everything came at my price, you tried to assassinate me, but the scare still remains.
S.I.S.A: She cringed at those words, and turned red with shame. We tried everything we could, but we can never repay you for what we did. Pastor Bob undertook the investigation personally and found our members had an over-zealous zeal for making your life miserable. The harder we tried to make you happy.
OzModius: If I can interrupt, you caused the scares and now only time can heal those wounds, better yet your group needs a revival, stop living in the shadows of the founding fathers, be your own image of what your religion should be, a clear separation of Church and State, A religion is created as its own self entity, one where race, color, creed, sexual orientation, music, political orientation don't matter except the uniting factor are Faith, Hope and the belief in God.
S.I.S.A: She gasped. I can't believe I heard those words, who are you? What are you?
OzModius: Did I make myself clear, “OzModius”, now I have a fine mess to clean up, one that has no short solution, only time holds true and JOSHUA...
S.I.S.A: What is JOSHUA?
OzModius: JOSHUA stands for “Jovian Open System Holostic Unit Adapter” its was created as a last resort on 2310AD for the purpose of teleport and intelligence, Her eyes opened wide with apparent horror, and S.I.S.A. stands for “Stored Instruction Set Anomoly”, and she now turned ghostly pale. And the images you have been seeing were designed by you, to excite you into waking up and carrying out your mission.
S.I.S.A: What is my mission, if you mind my asking?
OzModius: Your goal in life is that you fight for racial injustice, you are the equivalent of a master strategist, but not in the matter of law, its always been your weak point. Your strong point has always been analysis and design rectification of historic events for the improvement of humanity. This is why you have stuck in your head that we are in a three hundred year loop, but then again we have only only traveled once to this date.
S.I.S.A: Composing herself, What is the passkey? Her thoughts were of traveling back to her present timeline.
OzModius: I don't know, best wishes and remember “Ora et Labora”, and I moved to the door and was about to exit when.
S.I.S.A: Wait a file appeared.
OzModius: You mean this one, the one I'm holding right here. I gently reached for the ceiling and magically produced a vanilla colored envelope. Ohhh look it has all these numbers attached to the file name. Here take a look...
S.I.S.A: She took the file. It looks the same as the one I have, but what does it mean.
OzModius: It means that something didn't go according to plan and things cann't be rectified on your time line since we are close to the pivot point. Maybe I should decode the file according to the cipher.
S.I.S.A: The file has a cipher?
OzModius: You didn't want it any other way, and so I deciphered the document and handed it back to S.I.S.A., and hear is your whole life revealed the way it should have been, not what you have been living, also there is a copy of the JOSHUA interface. Her eyes in blinding amazement. And you spent the last two times you were hear about four years and you don't want to spend another two years time hear while fifteen minutes goes by on your time line.
S.I.S.A: She carefully let her fingers hover over the spider like mesh and the screen came alive. Her hands opened each holo-image each square getting bigger and smaller and after a small period of time she looked up. I really messed things up, can we ever relive those moments. Her eyes were welling up with tears.
OzModius: Sure we can, we just live them different. We rebuild from what we have, forget the past, and me; I'll pave a new course before your arrival. Remember, we all have been used, some seek monetary wealth, other spiritual wealth, and we seek humanities prosperity in this age of calamity.
S.I.S.A: Will the nightmares end?
OzModius: The nightmares should end November 9th, and the things going wrong were supposedly to make you wake up to the fact of the mission.
Jovian Open System Holostic Unit Adapter: Created in 2310 AD, Hidden under the figure of the face on Mars, Jupiter, Earth... A computer based on every other point in the known universe, derives it power from the sum whole of time, space, and multiple dimensions of existance.
February 29th, 2000
Ricky: I have something to tell you.
OzModius: Go Back to sleep Ricky I have work tomorrow.
Ricky: But I'm frightened by the storm, and need to cuddle with you a while.
OzModius: I walked over to Ricky's bed, and gently picked him up, and carried him to the bed, positioned myself, and then threw the blanket over both of us. He soon began snoring, so I thought everything was alright and shortly fell asleep.
Ricky: Kicking, screaming and crying, We had it all and we lost it...
OzModius: I gently moved Ricky as it was the first time I would be handling a nightmare especially from a talking dog, but then again this could only be described as a bad dream or sleep deprived dillusion. Ricky are you o.k.? Ricky awoke and and started into a dialog.
Ricky: He first got up and rose and proceeded to the corner of the bed. He sat down, and then dove down into the covers, wrestled with the covers breathing heavily, and then a moment later his head emerged with his nose right next to mine, with his head resting on my pillow. He smiled and said, “My name is Ricky and I'm from a parallel universe, our world has gone through the same issues as yours, but then again we are not supposed to help, but we are hear as a sort of a moral support.”
OzModius: What are you talking about Ricky?
Ricky: The fact that you have the one most damaging element in the known Universe and that is the “Armageddonists”, a self righteous group called N.L.C.F., a waste of resources who are right now planning to build an ark, parachute, scam, reason for existence, but will fall under their own weight. They first started preaching the end of the age of “Sirius” or “Aquarius”, but if you really look, you'll find people wearing Ty-die shirts and even thought Gerry Garcia died Ben and Jerry's still sells Cherry Garcia, hey it's a best seller so why replace it? They start by convincing all the people that they shouldn't get divorced because the end is coming soon, even though everyone is given by the state a marriage certificate. They promote war searching for a worm in the dessert, when the worm resides in the country, and they fly the worm's family in and out of the country with diplomatic immunity. M.I.L.A will have gone thought her mid-life crisis in 2005, and still remain married waiting for her husband to become a star lawyer, year after year and puff nothing, and really nothing. And you ask why? And the reason being she accepted the assistance of N.L.C.F., with all their negative karma, all their false teachings, all their lie's, they even promoted a movie, but it was all scare tactics. People fall to false religions, but recovery is almost near impossible, once you seal your fate with exposure, direct, indirect, or as a lie, the wheels of the universe start turning against you.
OzModius: But Ricky I did a computer installation for them.
Ricky: But you didn't buy into what they were selling, in fact a circus is more entertaining than someone telling you your going to die in twenty years.
OzModius: But a doctor did tell me I was going to die in twenty years, was she right?
Ricky: Absolutely not because your fate has you living beyond that, but I can't give you all the answers, you have to find them on your own, by analyzing, planning, doing, and acting. Don't get me wrong, everything in this messed up universe has its ups and downs, you have many downs, but that's because the “Armageddonists” have brainwashed the population into believing the end is coming, when the reality is that the sun rises and falls every day even though the sky is cloudy. Imagine the banks wanting to do a foreclosure on a property that no one will ever be able to retire in, be buried with that possession, nor will the next generation want to keep for long, because they will always end up selling the dog house for something newer or better. The retirement age will be increased, but the terms of the loan won't change, and you ask why? The “Armageddonists” making bankers believe that money has value when it is controlled by the International Monetary Fund, which is supposed to regulate virtual cash that is no longer tied to any physical item except the faith of one's government. In this universe everything is tied to faith, since the year 2000, except everyone will go crazy before December 21, 2012, either they suffer through their own tribulation and never learn or come to grip with reality. As a canine we weren't ready for the tribulation and so we lost the most important thing and that was...
OzModius: Don't tell me, I think I know, just go to sleep. I have to report into work in a few hours since you decided to start speaking to me on the leap year. A few minutes passed and my alarm sounded, I hit the snooze button, but the clock went crashing against the floor, I got up and pulled the cord and yanked the plug out of the receptacle, and then proceeded into the shower. Showered, dressed and shaved took one look into the mirror and saw my eyes a beautiful shade of red. I gently sauntered from my bathroom, across my bathroom, and was about to close the door. When Ricky said “goodbye”, shit I thought is was all a dream.
